CrossWords - June 2008

FROM THE PASTOR’S DESK

THE TEN COMMANDANTS OF AN UN-HAPPY LIFE

    1. Thou shalt wear a grim expression at all times, and thou shall hold thy body in a stiff and rigid posture, and exercise thy muscles as little as possible
    2. Thou shalt never get too close to anybody.
    3. Thou shalt stuff and store all thy feelings in thy gut.
    4. Thou shalt put aside play, and shalt inflict upon others that which was once inflicted on thyself.
    5. Thou shalt remain logical and analytical whenever possible.
    6. Thou shalt not party.
    7. Thou shalt not take a vacation.
    8. Thou shalt expect the worst in all situations, blame and shame everyone around thyself for everything, and dwell on the feebleness, faults and fears of others.
    9. Thou shalt be in control at all times, no matter what.
    10. Thou shalt go to as many “All-You- Can-Eat” Buffets as possible.
      Leonard Sweet (Health, Stress Magazine)

If you are displaying any of the symptoms mentioned in the above commandments, YOU NEED A VACATION! But here in America, vacation time is too often seen as “Land of the free, home of the brave, country with the fewest vacation days.”
Compared to almost every other country, Americans work longer and harder and vacation the least. But before you get bent out of shape
about the inhumane ways of U.S. employers, know this: Your boss isn't obligated to give you any vacation time. Why? Because the U.S. is one of the very few industrialized countries where the government doesn't regulate benefits in the private work sector.

Americans work two weeks longer than the work-till-you-drop Japanese, and two months longer than the Germans, who sometimes receive up to 15 weeks paid vacation each year, according to the Hay Group, a human resource consulting firm. On average, European employees get four weeks of vacation. It would take the typical American employee 15 years or longer to attain the same vacation privileges. And as job-hopping becomes more common, fewer Americans ever qualify for such extended vacations. Employers in certain European countries are required to provide a cash "vacation bonus," equal to one-half to one month's pay.

According to Hewitt Associates, the country with the most vacation days is Denmark with 31, followed closely by Austria and Finland at 30 days, France and Norway at 25 days, Germany at 24 days, Belgium, Ireland, the U.K., the Netherlands and Switzerland each at 20 days. U.S. employees receive an average of 9.6 paid vacation days after one year of service, 11.5 after two years, 13.8 after three years and 16.9 after five years, according to an employee benefits survey from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

All this leads to the fact that Americans don't know how to relax!

Although our self-imposed "all work, no play" attitude doesn't necessarily make us dull, it does make us tired, cranky and overworked. For many of today's worker bees, the typical vacation is like a busman's holiday, on speed. American workers are wage warriors who work when they relax. With cell phone, laptop, pager, and email at the ready, there's no such thing as a vacation anymore. When vacations are taken in the definitive sense, the trend is to take shorter mini-vacations or to cram a would-be leisurely trip into several days. Many settle for long weekends and "pseudo-vacations" that involve such restful activities as visiting relatives or fixing things around the house. Or there are always the vacations that mean working from home instead of the office, using such long-distance communication devices as e-mail, cell phones and pagers.

To battle "vacation deficit disorder,” we need to take the time given to recharge, renew and re-energize our minds, bodies and spirits. As our church switches into our Summer Worship schedule, remember that your Spiritual health needs to be nourished during your vacation time as well. Don’t be a stranger to your church during the summer months. We are making plans to hold some Sunday School programs during the summer and our worship will take on a less formal tone, but still be available for your spiritual vacation fix!

In His Name,
RB

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